I finally got around to reading the dictionary. Turns out the Zebra did it.
I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.
I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit a bookmark.
I have two pairs of reading glasses. One pair is for reading fiction, the other for non-fiction. I've read the Bible twice wearing each pair, and it's the same.
It usually helps me write by reading - somehow the reading gear in your head turns the writing gear.
I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done.