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When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually.

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually.

Steven Wright

Funny, Children, Humor

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose.

Steven Wright

Funny, Children, Book

Be nice to your children. After all, they are going to choose your nursing home.

Steven Wright

Children, Nice, Home

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I collect rare photographs... I have two... One of Houdini locking his keys in his car... the other is a rare picture of Norman Rockwell beating up a child.

Steven Wright

Children, Keys, Two