Fun Quotes - Page 107

You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work.

Pulling out the chair beneath your mind And watching you fall upon God What else is there for Hafiz to do that is any fun in this world!

On one issue, at least, men and women agree. They both distrust women.

A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.

Best to start at the bottom & gradually climb up. It's much more fun, too.

The most important thing in anyone's life is to be giving something. The quality I can give is fun, joy and happiness. This is my gift.

The only way to be sure of catching a train is to miss the one before it.

They misunderestimated me.

If absolute power corrupts absolutely, where does that leave God??

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

All I can say is, hey, if you have fun doing what you do, if you have fun playing soccer, the creativity is just going to come as time goes on.

Reproductive freedom is critical to a whole range of issues. If we can't take charge of this most personal aspect of our lives, we can't take care of anything. It should not be seen as a privilege or as a benefit, but a fundamental human right.

I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that.

Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.

With the exception of women, there is nothing on earth so agreeable or necessary to the comfort of man as the dog.

Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points they almost always win.

This is a youth-oriented society, and the joke is on them because youth is a disease from which we all recover.

An actor who knows his business ought to be able to make the London telephone directory sound enthralling.

Believe in yourself, not only in swimming, but in life itself. You always have to have fun. You have to have an open mind. If you're not enjoying it, don't do it. Life's too short.

The reason I drink is because when I'm sober I think I'm Eddie Fisher.

Well, I think it’s extraordinarily fun to write, and I look forward to it every day, but that doesn’t mean I think it’s easy. There’s a difference between the two. It’s fun in the way all worthwhile things are fun – there’s difficulty attached to it. I think that a writer has to accept a certain amount of frustration. It’s inherent in the task, and you have to simply persevere. It’s part of the definition of the work.

What women want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What men want: Tickets to the World Series.

It's fun to be on the edge. I think you do your best work when you take chances, when you're not safe, when you're not in the middle of the road, at least for me, anyway.

My dog is half pit bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip!