Fun Quotes - Page 16

Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?

Life is too short to miss out on the beautiful things like a double cheeseburger.

The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.

We must be listened to: above and beyond our personal experience, we have collectively witnessed a fundamental unexpected event, fundamental precisely because unexpected, not foreseen by anyone. It happened, therefore it can happen again: this is the core of what we have to say. It can happen, and it can happen everywhere.

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him.

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?

It's important to have as much fun as possible while we're here. It balances out the times when the minefield of life explodes.

I'll tell you what's helped me my entire life. I look at baseball as a game. It's something where people can go out, enjoy and have fun. Nothing more.

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.

The secret to success is to offend the greatest number of people.

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.

Better to live a day as a lion than 100 years as a sheep

If any of you cry at my funeral I'll never speak to you again.

Fun is about as good a habit as there is.

In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.

Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.

Spare yourself from seeking love, approval, or appreciation-from anyone. And watch what happens in reality, just for fun.

How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn’t live there?

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run, he's fuzzy, get out of here.

Life is struggle. Even to stand up is a struggle against the law of gravity and I think that the joy of life in the struggle itself - not the victory - because if it were we'd all lose. We're all gonna croak. We all lose the battle of life so if you can't find fun in the fight to live and to live to the fullest then you're a failure already, before you even start.

Sometimes I'm real cool, but sometimes I could be a real asshole. I think everyone is like that.

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.There is another theory which states that this has already happened.