Fun Quotes - Page 13

If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.

It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance.

Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't, and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it.

If you have nothing but love for your avocados, and you take joy in turning them into guacamole, all you need is someone to share it with.

Creativity is about play and a kind of willingness to go with your intuition. It's crucial to an artist. If you know where you are going and what you are going to do, why do it? I think I learned that from the artists, from my grandmother, from all the creative people I've spent time with over the years.

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.

You cannot achieve success without the risk of failure. And I learned a long time ago, you cannot achieve success, if you fear failure. If you're not afraid to fail, man, you have a chance to succeed. But you're never gonna get there unless you risk it, all the way. I'll risk failure. Sometimes, half the fun is failing. Learning from your mistakes, waking up the next morning, and saying 'Okay. Watch out. Here I come again. A little bit smarter, licking my wounds, and really not looking forward to getting my ass kicked the way I just did yesterday.' So now, I'm just a little more dangerous.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Some men rob you with a six-gun -- others rob you with a fountain pen.

The lack of money is the root of all evil.

Life is a combination of magic and pasta.

I love playing basketball because you could be having a rough day in your life, and while you're on the court it gives you a clear mind. I'm not worried about anything. I'm there just playing freely and I go out there all and I have fun.

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

There's nothing on it worthwhile, and we're not going to watch it in this household, and I don't want it in your intellectual diet.

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.

I think pimp, therefore i am.

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.

It takes all the fun out of a bracelet if you have to buy it yourself.

So keep fightin' for freedom and justice, beloveds, but don't you forget to have fun doin' it. Lord, let your laughter ring forth. Be outrageous, ridicule the fraidy-cats, rejoice in all the oddities that freedom can produce.

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?

Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.