Fun Quotes - Page 29

If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

Based means being yourself. Not being scared of what people think about you. Not being afraid to do what you wanna do. Being positive. When I was younger, based was a negative term that meant like dopehead, or basehead. People used to make fun of me. They was like, "You're based." They'd use it as a negative. And what I did was turn that negative into a positive. I started embracing it like, "Yeah, I'm based." I made it mine. I embedded it in my head. Based is positive.

Anyone who believes exponential growth can go on forever in a finite world is either a madman or an economist.

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

I'm an ocean, because I'm really deep. If you search deep enough you can find rare exotic treasures.

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do it blows your whole leg off.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

Nothing will benefit human health and increase the chances for survival of life on Earth as much as the evolution to a vegetarian diet.

There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men's advances as long as they are in cash

Lots of death, huh? Personally, I'm trying to avoid lots of death, but you guys have fun!

It often happens that I wake up at night and begin to think about a serious problem and decide I must tell the Pope about it. Then I wake up completely and remember that I am the Pope.

The world is round so that friendship may encircle it.

I assure you, an educated fool is more foolish than an uneducated one.

I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.

My life has been full of terrible misfortunes most of which never happened.

The great gift of human beings is that we have the power of empathy.

Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs.

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans.

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.