Fun Quotes - Page 26

I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it.

So you think that money is the root of all evil. Have you ever asked what is the root of all money?

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

'The best thing about hunting and fishing,' the Old Man said, 'is that you don't have to actually do it to enjoy it. You can go to bed every night thinking about how much fun you had twenty years ago, and it all comes back clear as moonlight.'

Don't ever become a pessimist... a pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun, and neither can stop the march of events.

I should like to be a horse.

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.

You should eat a waffle! You can't be sad if you eat a waffle!

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The family - that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor, in our inmost hearts, ever quite wish to.

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination.

There's no reason that young girls shouldn't feel like they can't smash people on the field. Nothing dirty. You want to keep it clean. You just want to play hard. Get your jersey dirty, shorts dirty, and just have fun out there.

My neighbor's not even listening to me. He's all excited about some garden hose he bought at Brookstone. He's convinced it was designed by NASA. "Actually, it's got two nozzles, one for the hot and one for the..." Really? Is it long enough to go around both our necks and the chimney so we can tandem jump off of this? That's all I really care about you and your little garden hose.

A man's respect for law and order exists in precise relationship to the size of his paycheck.

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?

When I was young, I believed in three things: Marxism, the redemptive power of cinema, and dynamite. Now I just believe in dynamite.

There comes a time in every life when the past recedes and the future opens. It's that moment when you turn to face the unknown. Some will turn back to what they already know. Some will walk straight ahead into uncertainty. I can't tell you which one is right. But I can tell you which one is more fun.

It's tough to get out of bed to do roadwork at 5 am when you've been sleeping in silk pajamas

Life itself still remains a very effective therapist.

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language.

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too.

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.