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Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.

Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.

"Conrad Smith sees USA challenge in all black and white: it's about the win" by Alexander Bisley, www.theguardian.com. October 30, 2014.

It isn't what they say about you, it's what they whisper.

"Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy "Fit the Twelfth" (radio program) (1980) See Twain 14

Man is born for uprightness. If a man lose his uprightness and yet live, his escape from death is mere good fortune.

Confucius (2013). “Confucian Analects, The Great Learning & The Doctrine of the Mean”, p.190, Courier Corporation

The only church that illuminates is a burning church.

"The Monstrosity of Christ : Paradox or Dialectic?". Book by Creston Davis, 2009.

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.

Attributed to Disraeli by Mark Twain in his 'Autobiography' (1924) vol. 1, p. 246