Fun Quotes - Page 74

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Life is a lot more fun if you treat its challenges in creative ways.

Hitler was a vegetarian. Just goes to show, vegetarianism, not always a good thing. Can in some extreme cases lead to genocide.

Girls do not dress for boys. They dress for themselves, of course, each other. If girls dressed for boys, they'd just walk around naked at all times.

A penny saved is a penny earned.

A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it.

If we can't begin to agree on fundamentals, such as the elimination of the most abusive forms of child labor, then we really are not ready to march forward into the future.

You always have to remember that bullies want to bring you down because you have something that they admire. Also, when you get made fun of-when people point out your weaknesses, it's an opportunity for you to rise above.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.

What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?

Live life fully while you're here. Experience everything. Take care of yourself and your friends. Have fun, be crazy, be weird. Go out and screw up! You're going to anyway, so you might as well enjoy the process. Take the opportunity to learn from your mistakes: find the cause of your problem and eliminate it. Don't try to be perfect; just be an excellent example of being human.

I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah. He was trying to pull a fast one.

Whose cruel idea was it for the word “lisp” to have an “s” in it?

When you grow up, you tend to get told that the world is the way it is, and your life is just to live your life inside the world. Try not to bash into the walls too much. Try to have a nice family life. Have fun, save a little money. That's a very limited life. Life can be much broader, once you discover one simple fact, and that is everything around that you call life was made up by people who were no smarter than you. And you can change it. You can influence it. You can build your own things that other people can use. Once you learn that, you'll never be the same again.

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.

What does it mean to be a snowboarder? It's about having fun, with your friends or by yourself. It's about pushing yourself to try new things and do the unexpected. Finally, and most importantly, it's about being creative.

Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

Get money, have fun and treat a woman like she's a queen

I wish to approach truth as closely as is possible, and therefore I abstract everything until I arrive at the fundamental quality of objects.

Men hunt I think maybe because they have something wrong with their own equipment and they need something else to shoot.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off forever.

Plain women are always jealous of their husbands. Beautiful women never are. They are always so occupied with being jealous of other women's husbands.

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.