Fun Quotes - Page 72

Be who you want to be and not care about what others think." -Andy Sixx Rock n roll isn't meant to be taken so seriously, I think sometimes people forget it's meant to be fun. A rock show is meant to be a time for people to have fun and let go of the drudgeries of life.

AUSTRALIA, n. A country lying in the South Sea, whose industrial and commercial development has been unspeakably retarded by an unfortunate dispute among geographers as to whether it is a continent or an island.

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.

When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don't think I can eat eight.'

I personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.

Clarinets, like lawyers, have cases, mouthpieces, and they need a constant supply of hot air in order to function.

Talking about your troubles is no good. Eighty percent of your friends don't care and the rest are glad.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

If you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human being can pour out for you, let a young mother hear you call dear baby 'it.'

You're only half the man that I am, and I have half the brain that you do.

I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife).. but still my own.

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their job.

The harder I work, the luckier I get.

Thomas Jefferson once said. He said , "We should never judge a President by his age, only by his works." And ever since he told me that, I've stopped worrying. There are those who say I've stopped working.

Mutual funds have historically offered safety and diversification. And they spare you the responsibility of picking individual stocks.

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something brussel sprouts never do.

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion.

The real you is still a little child who never grew up. Sometimes that little child comes out when you are having fun or playing, when you feel happy, when you are painting, or writing poetry, or playing the piano, or expressing yourself in some way. These are the happiest moments of your life - when the real you comes out, when you don't care about the past and you don't worry about the future. You are childlike.

A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one.

Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

It's more fun if you can control things like lighting and make special effects in the darkroom.

We've had the Iron Age, the Stone Age, this is the pissin' about age.

Well, when you're playing good football, it's good football and if you don't have good football, then you're not really playing good football.