Fun Quotes - Page 75

It takes a lot of hard work and dedication just like any pro sport. Especially for beach volleyball you don't have to be tall or as fast as other sports. You just have to have the skills.

A huge part of swimming for me is I love it, and it is so much fun.

The most difficult character in comedy is that of the fool, and he must be no simpleton that plays that part.

Well, baseball was my whole life. Nothing's ever been as fun as baseball.

Winners don't just learn the fundamentals, they master them. You have to monitor your fundamentals constantly because the only thing that changes will be your attention to them.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points.

Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.

It is soooooo necessary to get the basic skills, because by the time you graduate, undergraduate or graduate, that field would have totally changed from your first day of school.

Most of you are familiar with the virtues of a programmer. There are three, of course: laziness, impatience, and hubris.

Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.

I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.

I believe in love that's fun, that is caring, giving, and that is honest.

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.

Ever since I started to get recognition I've picked out certain fans and reverse-stalked them.

Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.

The early bird may get the worm, but its the second mouse that gets the cheese.

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings

Things that make you weird as a kid will make you great tomorrow.

Any man whose errors take ten years to correct is quite a man.

Go out and have fun. Golf is a game for everyone, not just for the talented few.

The opera is to music what a bawdy house is to a cathedral.

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions.

Suddenly I was in the right tempo - but it wasn't.