Fun Quotes - Page 82

Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!

Friends should be like books, few, but hand-selected.

The place was so British, I wouldn't have been surprised if the mice wore monocles.

What is the robbing of a bank compared to the founding of a bank?

The problem with doing nothing is not knowing when you're finished.

You don't have to be straight to be in the military; you just have to be able to shoot straight.

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon.

Puns are the highest form of literature.

The true God, the mighty God, is the God of ideas.

I don't know (if they were men or women running naked across the field). They had bags over their heads.

Football is, after all, a wonderful way to get rid of your aggressions without going to jail for it.

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.

Go, write it in a martial hand; be curst and brief; it is no matter how witty, so it be eloquent and fun of invention: taunt him with the licence of ink: if thou thou'st him some thrice, it shall not be amiss; and as many lies as will lie in thy shee.

I admire that about the Republicans: The evidence does not faze them. They are not bothered at all by the facts.

An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault.

If we're going to change the game it has to start at eight, nine and 10 years old. When we were that age we'd go to the pond or backyard rink and throw a puck on the ice and play five on five, or seven on seven. You get this creativity and this imagination that comes from within, just having fun on the pond. Now kids are so focused on team play, and the coaches are so focused on positioning. You can't change it at the NHL level.

The true triumph of reason is that it enables us to get along with those who do not possess it.

We didn't realize we were making memories we just knew we were having fun.

Fun fact #1 about pomegranates: Pomegranates are awesome.Fun fact #2: Pomegranates are like little explosions of awesome in your mouth.Fun fact #3: A lot of people think you're not supposed to eat the seeds of a pomegranate - but that's not true, people who tell you that are liars, and they don't know anything about life, and they should never be trusted.

The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him.

You cannot be anything if you want to be everything.

What did the carrot say to the wheat? Lettuce rest, I'm feeling beet.

I thought The Visitation was good fun. We did some of that filming at Ealing on the big set.

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!