Fun Quotes - Page 84

President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.

I'm in favor of an art that does something other than just sit on its ass in a museum.

I think you have to be who you truly are and love who you are (to be beautiful). It's also important to be free and honest, enjoying life and having fun. In conclusion, ... I am who I am.

My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another human being. I completely agreed with her, but reminded her that that was what blow jobs were for.

Live. Love. Smile. Hug. Laugh. Dream. Do. Create. Have fun. Be intense. Be audacious. Be unreasonable. Act impeccably. Breathe. Be you. Be different.

I was in a band called The Valentines and they broke up last week.

I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!

Mick Jagger is in better shape than far too many NBA players. It's up in the air whether the same can be said of Keith Richards.

Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific.

Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.

A sense of humour is the only divine quality of man

Few women care to be laughed at and men not at all, except for large sums of money.

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.

The concept of two people living together for 25 years without a serious dispute suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep.

Music is a fantastic peacekeeper of the world, it is integral to harmony, and it is a required fundamental of human emotion.

I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

I would sooner read a timetable or a catalog than nothing at all.

A book is a fragile creature, it suffers the wear of time, it fears rodents, the elements and clumsy hands. so the librarian protects the books not only against mankind but also against nature and devotes his life to this war with the forces of oblivion.

Bob Gibson is the luckiest pitcher I ever saw. He always pitches when the other team doesn't score any runs.

Joy is to fun what the deep sea is to a puddle. It’s a feeling inside that can hardly be contained.

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

To catch a husband is an art; to hold him is a job.

Once the Hack-a-Shaq works once, you know I'm going to see it again. The only thing worse for basketball than that defense is the Lack-a-Shaq offense, where I have to go to the bench because of foul trouble. There is no fun in that.