Fun Quotes - Page 79

The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt.

To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent.

The imaginary world has always been the most fun place for me to be.

Life can be wonderful if you're not afraid of it. All it takes is courage, imagination ... and a little dough

In terms of fashion, I love adding a fun scarf to whatever I'm wearing - it's a great way to dress up a plain outfit!

You can build a throne with bayonets, but it's difficult to sit on it.

I get as much fun as the next man from whaling the ball as hard as I can and catching it squarely on the button. But from sad experience I learned not to try this in a round that meant anything.

If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.

You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for the uncommitted.

If you don't like my opinion of you, you can always improve

Our primary function is to create an emotion and our secondary function is to sustain that emotions.

I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.

He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.

I pray that no child of mine would ever descend into such a place as a library. They are indeed most dangerous places and unfortunate is she or he who is lured into such a hellhole of enjoyment, stimulus, facts, passion and fun.

The sweaty players in the game of life always have more fun than the supercilious spectators.

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.

We have met the enemy and he is us.

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it.

The fun part for me is to just really push that envelope.

Style of the future is the convergence of function and fashion.

If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.

From birth to age 18 a girl needs good parents. From 18 to 35 she needs good looks. From 35 to 55 she needs a good personality. From 55 on, she needs good cash.

Marriage is not about age; it's about finding the right person.