Witty Quotes - Page 32

Were kisses all the joys in bed, One woman would another wed.

I praise God for you, sir: your reasons at dinner have been sharp and sententious; pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation, audacious without impudency, learned without opinion, and strange with-out heresy.

A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.

Obviously, as an adult I realize this girl-on-girl sabotage is the third worst kind of female behavior, right behind saying "like" all the time and leaving your baby in a dumpster.

Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear.

Well Mandira, I hope not. You see, I started both their careers. And as far as i can remember, I started yours too.

It's absolutely impossible, but it has possibilities.

Your Highness, I have no need of this hypothesis.

It's always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black.

Never fight an inanimate object.

If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people don't talk.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat.

Women should be tough, tender, laugh as much as possible, and live long lives. The struggle for equality continues unabated, and the woman warrior who is armed with wit and courage will be among the first to celebrate victory.

Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 2

I suppose, just as an honest man in politics shines more than he would elsewhere.

If you give your life as a wholehearted response to love, then love will wholeheartedly respond to you.

[On Italian:] One may almost call it a language that talks of itself, and always seems more witty than its speakers.

Communism is like one big phone company.

Weathermen merely forecast rain to keep everyone else off the golf course

No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech.

Nothing is more witty and grotesque than ancient mythology and Christianity; that is because they are so mystical.

I would rather stay positive and get 50 percent good results, than stay negative and get 100 percent bad results!

In the early years, you fight because you don't understand each other. In the later years, you fight because you do.

Comedy has to be done en clair. You can't blunt the edge of wit or the point of satire with obscurity. Try to imagine a famous witty saying that is not immediately clear.