Erma Bombeck Quotes about Age

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Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub.

Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub.

Erma Bombeck

Dog, Two, Age

The fact was I didn't want to look my age, but I didn't want to act the age I wanted to look either. I also wanted to grow old enough to understand that sentence.

Erma Bombeck

Age, Looks, Want

Erma Bombeck (2013). “Aunt Erma's Cope Book: How To Get From Monday To Friday . . . In 12 Days”, p.49, Open Road Media

A grandparent will accept your calls from anywhere, collect.

Erma Bombeck

Grandparent, Age, Aging

After age twelve, birthdays should be as private as hernia surgery.

Erma Bombeck

Age, Twelve, Should

Erma Bombeck (2011). “I Lost Everything in the Post-Natal Depression”, p.68, Fawcett