Erma Bombeck Quotes about Morning

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It's frightening to wake up one morning and discover that while you were asleep you went out of style.

It's frightening to wake up one morning and discover that while you were asleep you went out of style.

Erma Bombeck

Morning, Style, Wake Up

Erma Bombeck (1996). “Four of a Kind: A Suburban Field Guide”, Bbs Publishing Corporation

There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.

Erma Bombeck

Christmas, Spiritual, Morning

Erma Bombeck (2013). “Forever, Erma: Best-Loved Writing From America's Favorite Humorist”, p.260, Open Road Media

I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle.

Erma Bombeck

Inspirational, Morning, Teenage

When you leave them in the morning, they stick their nose in the door crack and stand there like a portrait until you turn the key eight hours later.

Erma Bombeck

Dog, Morning, Humor

There is nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. ... Time, self-pity, apathy, bitterness, and exhaustion can take the Christmas out of the child, but you cannot take the child out of Christmas.

Erma Bombeck

Christmas, Morning, Children

Erma Bombeck (2011). “I Lost Everything in the Post-Natal Depression”, p.119, Fawcett