Erma Bombeck Quotes about House

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No baby shall at any time be quartered in a house where there are no soft laps, no laughter, or no love.

No baby shall at any time be quartered in a house where there are no soft laps, no laughter, or no love.

Erma Bombeck

Baby, Laughter, House

Erma Bombeck (2013). “Forever, Erma: Best-Loved Writing From America's Favorite Humorist”, p.46, Open Road Media

I don't know why no one ever thought to paste a label on the toilet-tissue spindle giving 1-2-3 directions for replacing the tissue on it. Then everyone in the house would know what Mama knows.

Erma Bombeck

Giving, House, Labels

I was a closet pacifier advocate. So were most of my friends. Unknown to our mothers, we owned thirty or forty of those little suckers that were placed strategically around the house so a cry could be silenced in less than thirty seconds. Even though bottles were boiled, rooms disinfected, and germs fought one on one, no one seemed to care where the pacifier had been.

Erma Bombeck

Mother, House, Bottles

Erma Bombeck (2013). “Motherhood: The Second Oldest Profession”, p.38, Open Road Media

House guests should be regarded as perishables: Leave them out too long and they go bad.

Erma Bombeck

Long, House, Literature

Erma Bombeck (2013). “Forever, Erma: Best-Loved Writing From America's Favorite Humorist”, p.297, Open Road Media