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Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?

Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?

Erma Bombeck
Inspirational, Funny, Travel

When you look like your passport photo, it's time to go home.

Erma Bombeck
Travel, Home, Humor
Erma Bombeck (1997). “Forever, Erma: Best-Loved Writing From America's Favorite Humorist”, p.2, Andrews McMeel Publishing

Once you see the drivers in Indonesia you understand why religion plays such a part in their lives.

Erma Bombeck
Travel, Play, Indonesia

One certainty when you travel is the moment you arrive in a foreign country, the American dollar will fall like a stone.

Erma Bombeck
Country, Travel, Fall

I have paid as much as $300 a night to throw up into a sink shaped like a seashell.

Erma Bombeck
Travel, Night, Paid