Erma Bombeck Quotes about Husband

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One never realizes how different a husband and wife can be until they begin to pack for a trip.

One never realizes how different a husband and wife can be until they begin to pack for a trip.

Erma Bombeck

Husband, Wife, Different

People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you'll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.

Erma Bombeck

Funny, Wedding, Husband

For years, my husband and I have advocated separate vacations. But the kids keep finding us.

Erma Bombeck

Husband, Kids, Vacation

Erma Bombeck, Bil Keane (2011). “Just Wait Till You Have Children of Your Own!”, p.70, Fawcett

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend -- and he's a priest.

Erma Bombeck

Husband, Wife, Goes On

Erma Bombeck (2013). “The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank”, p.135, Open Road Media

People are always asking couples whose marriage has endured at least a quarter of a century for their secret for success. Actually, it is no secret at all. I am a forgiving woman. Long ago, I forgave my husband for not being Paul Newman.

Erma Bombeck

Funny, Couple, Husband

Erma Bombeck (2011). “I Lost Everything in the Post-Natal Depression”, p.17, Fawcett

I have always felt that too much time was given before the birth, which is spent learning things like how to breathe in and out with your husband (I had my baby when they gave you a shot in the hip and you didn't wake up until the kid was ready to start school), and not enough time given to how to mother after the baby is born.

Erma Bombeck

Mother, Baby, Husband

Erma Bombeck (2013). “The Erma Bombeck Collection: If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?, Motherhood, and The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank”, p.167, Open Road Media

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

Erma Bombeck

Birthday, Marriage, Husband

Erma Bombeck (2013). “The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank”, p.135, Open Road Media