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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'.

When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'.

Erma Bombeck

Inspirational, Life, Motivational

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Erma Bombeck

Inspirational, Funny, Humorous

Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it.

Erma Bombeck

Inspirational, Life, Strong Women

Time Magazine (1984), later quoted in Jonathon Lazear and Wendy Lazear "Meditations for Parents Who Do Too Much" (p. 22), 1993.

It seemed rather incongruous that in a society of super sophisticated communication, we often suffer from a shortage of listeners.

Erma Bombeck

Inspirational, Life, Communication

He who laughs.....lasts.

Erma Bombeck

Inspirational, Funny, Happiness

Erma Bombeck (2013). “Forever, Erma: Best-Loved Writing From America's Favorite Humorist”, p.46, Open Road Media

Laughter rises out of tragedy when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.

Erma Bombeck

Inspirational, Laughter, Humor

Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?

Erma Bombeck

Inspirational, Funny, Travel

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.

Erma Bombeck

Inspirational, Funny, Life

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.

Erma Bombeck

Inspirational, Dream, Lonely

For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.

Erma Bombeck

Inspirational, Funny, Marriage

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.

Erma Bombeck

Inspirational, Witty, Happy Mothers Day

Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle.

Erma Bombeck

Inspirational, Morning, Teenage

I used everything you gave me.

Erma Bombeck

Inspirational, Inspirational Life, Meaning Of Life

When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.

Erma Bombeck

Inspirational, Mothers Day, Mom