As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her.
Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.
As a graduate of the Zsa Zsa Gabor School of Creative mathematics, I honestly do not know how old I am.
Everyone I talked to was a recording-the bank, the elevator, your office, the school, a wrong number. You used to be able to call a wrong number and get a person.
