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Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.

Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.

Erma Bombeck
Fashion, Design, Literature

Children make your life important.

Erma Bombeck
Children, Important, Literature
Erma Bombeck (2013). “The Erma Bombeck Collection: If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?, Motherhood, and The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank”, p.268, Open Road Media

How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?

Erma Bombeck
Next Week, Goes On, Literature

I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair.

Erma Bombeck
Tired, Literature, Paper
Erma Bombeck (2013). “The Erma Bombeck Collection: If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?, Motherhood, and The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank”, p.28, Open Road Media

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent.

Erma Bombeck
Europe, Literature, Cosmetics

I was terrible at straight items. When I wrote obituaries, my mother said the only thing I ever got them to do was die in alphabetical order.

Erma Bombeck
Mother, Order, Literature

Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.

Erma Bombeck
Lazy, Literature, Ifs

For some of us, watching a miniseries that lasts longer than most marriages is not easy.

Erma Bombeck
Literature, Lasts, Easy

House guests should be regarded as perishables: Leave them out too long and they go bad.

Erma Bombeck
Long, House, Literature
Erma Bombeck (2013). “Forever, Erma: Best-Loved Writing From America's Favorite Humorist”, p.297, Open Road Media

Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown.

Erma Bombeck
Kids, Literature, Entertaining