Erma Bombeck Quotes about Football

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Shopping is a woman thing. It's a contact sport like football. Women enjoy the scrimmage, the noisy crowds, the danger of being trampled to death, and the ecstasy of the purchase.

Shopping is a woman thing. It's a contact sport like football. Women enjoy the scrimmage, the noisy crowds, the danger of being trampled to death, and the ecstasy of the purchase.

Erma Bombeck

Sports, Football, Shopping

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.

Erma Bombeck

Soccer, Sports, Football

Erma Bombeck (2013). “If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?”, p.151, Open Road Media

Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.

Erma Bombeck

Thanksgiving, Sports, Football

"On Being Blonde: Wit and Wisdom from the World's Most Infamous Blondes". Book by Paula Munier, p. 67, September 1, 2004.

The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean.

Erma Bombeck

Football, Funny Inspirational, College

Men who have a thirty-six-tele vised-football- games-a- week-habit should be declared legally dead and their estates probated.

Erma Bombeck

Football, Men, Games

It is difficult to single out one sport over another, but if I have to name one in my separation suit, it will undoubtedly be football.

Erma Bombeck

Sports, Football, Names

Erma Bombeck, Bil Keane (2011). “Just Wait Till You Have Children of Your Own!”, p.112, Fawcett