W. C. Fields Quotes about Funny - Page 2

I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.

I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.

Funny, Cute, Witty

I like children - fried.

Funny, Witty, Children

What would you do if you were President, and, on the first day of May, the Russian Ambassador presented you with a beautiful cake which emitted a curious ticking noise? Would you plunge it into a pail of water - thus insulting Soviet cuisine in general?

W. C. Fields

Funny, Beautiful, Humorous

W.C. Fields (2016). “Fields for President”, p.63, Rowman & Littlefield

The funniest thing about comedy is that you never know why people laugh. I know what makes them laugh but trying to get your hands on the why of it is like trying to pick an eel out of a tub of water.

W. C. Fields

Funny, Humor, Hands