Fun Quotes - Page 21

Be spontaneous, be creative, go out and have fun, let things happen naturally.

Why do they call it "rush hour" when nothing moves?

Writing is like prostitution. First you do it for love, and then for a few close friends, and then for money.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he's a fungi!

Life is too short to worry about what others say about you. Have fun and give them something to talk about.

The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears it is true.

A truth that's told with bad intent beats all the lies you can invent.

If you want to be a photographer, first leave home

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

Start with good people, lay out the rules, communicate with your employees, motivate them and reward them. If you do all those things effectively, you can't miss.

A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B.

If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?

I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That's like a free compliment and you don't even gotta be smart to notice it.

Traveling is like flirting with life. It's like saying, 'I would stay and love you, but I have to go; this is my station.

Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.

The guitar is your first wings. It's assigned and designed to unfold your vision and imagination.

Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.

The time to relax is when you don't have time for it.

I feel what they feel. And people who listen to me know that, and it makes them feel like they're not alone.

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

Bisexuality doubles your chances of a date on a Saturday night. I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic. If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Warren Beatty's fingertips. I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own. My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's a pretty good one.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.

Life is never more fun than when you're the underdog competing against the giants.