Fun Quotes - Page 20

Assumptions are the termites of relationships.

Some people look for a beautiful place, others make a place beautiful.

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.

My heart's in the right place. I know, 'cuz I hid it there.

When your vision is powerful enough, everything else falls into place: how you live your life, your workouts, what friends you choose to hang out with, how you eat, what you do for fun. Vision is purpose, and when your purpose is clear, so are your life choices. Vision creates faith and faith creates willpower. With faith, there is no anxiety, no doubt - just absolute confidence.

You can observe a lot by just watching.

The first and fundamental law of Nature, which is, to seek peace and follow it.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.

The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it.

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

The function of art is to struggle against obligation.

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

A friend is long sought, hardly found, and with difficulty kept.

Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

We have the best government that money can buy.

If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.

If you're gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.

A city is a large community where people are lonesome together.

Yeah, I make fun of blacks, and why not? I'm not a black.

Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know.