Fun Quotes - Page 35

Can you imagine young people nowadays making a study of trigonometry for the fun of it? Well I did.

Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.

If you would be wealthy, think of saving as well as getting.

I consider that a man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose.

The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one.

One of the funny things about the stock market is that every time one person buys, another sells, and both think they are astute.

It is my conviction that the fundamental trouble with the people of the United States is that they have gotten too far away from Almighty God.

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?

One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell one anything.

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns.

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard a horse sing a song.

All happy families resemble one another, each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

Acting is a masochistic form of exhibitionism. It is not quite the occupation of an adult.

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.

Life is a constant oscillation between the sharp horns of dilemmas.

The best time to make friends is before you need them.

Auto racing, bull fighting, and mountain climbing are the only real sports... all the others are games.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard.

I love you like a fat kid love cake.

I keep sailing on in this middle passage. I am sailing into the wind and the dark. But I am doing my best to keep my boat steady and my sails full.

A man told me that for a woman, I was very opinionated. I said, 'for a man you're kind of ignorant'.

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen.