Fun Quotes - Page 62

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.

Love is a game that two can play and both win.

Opinions are like nipples, everybody has one. Some have firm points, others are barely discernible through layers, and some are displayed at every opportunity regardless of whether the audience has stated "I am interested in your nipples" or not.

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said "CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT.

A day wasted on others is not wasted on one's self.

Leadership comes in small acts as well as bold strokes.

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.

Donald, I'm not sure if you're even aware of this, but the only difference between you and Michael Douglas from the movie, Wall Street, is that no one's going to be sad when you get cancer.

Ambition may be defined as the willingness to receive any number of hits on the nose.

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.

If you trust in yourself. . .and believe in your dreams. . .and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.

I'm not a naturally funny man. I find that I can only be funny, if I become someone else.

Never ask anyone to do what you haven't done before and wouldn't do again. That's a pretty fundamental rule in leadership... treat them like you treat yourself. Things you don't like, they don't like.

Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.

Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

Instead of going to the gym, I dress in black - a lot more practical and much more fun.

Never moon a werewolf.

Why waste money on psychotherapy when you can listen to the B Minor Mass?

Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.

Just hit the blunt one time and see if it don't change your perception on whats important in your life.

In Randori we teach the pupil to act on the fundamental principles of Judo, no matter how physically inferior his opponent may seem to him, and even if by sheer strength he can easily overcome him; because if he acts contrary to principle his opponent will never be convinced of defeat, no matter what brute strength he may have used.