Fun Quotes - Page 63

One of the grand fundamental principles of Mormonism is to receive truth, let it come from whence it may.

I like making fun of myself a lot. I like being made fun of, too. I've always enjoyed it. There's just something really, really funny about someone tearing into me.

The important thing is to learn a lesson every time you lose. Life is a learning process and you have to try to learn what's best for you. Let me tell you, life is not fun when you're banging your head against a brick wall all the time.

While There may be power in forgiveness, there is even more power in lobbing a Molotov cocktail through someone's dining room window.

Harry witnessed Professor McGonagall walking right past Peeves who was determinedly loosening a crystal chandelier and could have sworn he heard her tell the poltergeist out of the corner of her mouth 'It unscrews the other way.

Buy real records in real shops, or I'll come round your house and scream at your mother.

I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair.

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.

Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car."

Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.

Clever and attractive women do not want to vote; they are willing to let men govern as long as they govern men.

I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands.

Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?

Just have fun. Smile. And keep putting on lipstick.

Do as little harm to others as you can; make any sacrifice for your true friends; be responsible for yourself and ask nothing of others; and grab all the fun you can. Don't give much thought to yesterday, don't worry about tomorrow, live in the moment, and trust that your existence has meaning even when the world seems to be all blind chance and chaos. When life lands a hammer blow in your face, do your best to respond to the hammer as if it had been a cream pie.

Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you're offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone's feelings.

Pre-mature ejaculation. Let's talk about it. Premature ejaculation. That's a pretty fancy term for, "Ooooooh Oh no. This has never happened before."

Never go to clubs with metal detectors. Sure it feels safe inside. But what about all those niggas waiting outside with guns? They know you ain't got one.

Interviewing is tough, especially if you don't know what you're looking for.

The older I get, the faster I was.

Maybe this is crazy, but I think the right to own a gun is trumped by the right not to be shot by one.

The elevator to success is out of order, but the stairs are always open.

Paul Ryan's love for Rage Against The Machine is amusing, because he is the embodiment of the machine that our music has been raging against for two decades

I've been doing Tai Chi on and off for 20 years. The fundamentals of all martial arts are the same.