Fun Quotes - Page 65

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

Something in the world forces us to think. This something is an object not of recognition but of a fundamental encounter.

The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done".

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Number one, I absolutely love making chocolate chip cookies. I mean, it's fun. It's exciting. Beyond the fact that I love making them, I love eating them.

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

For NASA, space is still a high priority.

I am a very open, social, friendly person, and when it comes to people approaching me and asking for an autograph, I am totally cool with doing any of that. It's a lot of fun.

Haute Couture should be fun, foolish and almost unwearable.

Always enter like a kitten and leave like a lion. But NEVER enter like a lion and leave like a kitten. Always be humble.

Growing old is compulsory - growing up is optional.

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children.

Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.

I am dying with the help of too many physicians.

To say that obesity is caused by merely consuming too many calories is like saying that the only cause of the American Revolution was the Boston Tea Party.

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.

You cannot teach an old dog new tricks

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.

A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Pass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals.

My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes.

I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.