Sarcastic Quotes - Page 13

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.

A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.

Her skin was white as leprosy.

A person who can laugh and go with life does not demand to be in control, which is why the most controlling people may be sarcastic but lack an authentic sense of humor.

I have only one ambition left: I should like to have a good epitaph.

I sometimes think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.

Arguments are to be avoided: they are always vulgar and often convincing.

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.

Remember the poor, it costs nothing.

Oh, I could spend my life having this conversation - look - please try to understand before one of us dies

He has such a patronizing tone and manner, and such a sarcastic sense of humor. I found him rather brutal, a kind of elegant brutality which appealed. No, I think he came pretty much off the page.

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.

Little things affect little minds.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

I never said all actors are cattle; what I said was all actors should be treated like cattle.

My natural-born sarcasm, when it's unimpeded, can be a bit overbearing at times and I'm the first to admit that.

If there's anything disgusting about the movie business, it's the whoredom of my peers.

Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.

If you can find something everyone agrees on, it's wrong.

Prior to Valentinus, those who follow Valentinus had no existence. Nor did those from Marcion exist before Marcion. Nor, in short, did any of those malignant-minded people, whom I have listed above, have any existence previous to the initiators and inventors of their perversity.

There is no such thing as an underestimate of average intelligence.

Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you.

A good motto to live by: "Always try not to get killed.

I don't know how you feel, but I'm pretty sick of church people. You know what they ought to do with churches? Tax them. If holy people are so interested in politics, government, and public policy, let them pay the price of admission like everybody else. The Catholic Church alone could wipe out the national debt if all you did was tax their real estate.