Sarcastic Quotes - Page 16

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.

Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others.

I'm sarcastic, skeptical, and sometimes callous because I'm still afraid, deep down, of letting myself be hurt.

After all, what is your host's purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi.

All art is quite useless.

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status.

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

You were born with your legs apart. They'll send you to the grave in a Y-shaped coffin.

I'm very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful.

I hope I never get so old I get religious.

She's descended from a long line her mother listened to.

No matter how you care to define it, I do not identify with the local group. Planet, species, race, nation, state, religion, party, union, club, association, neighborhood improvement committee; I have no interest in any of it. I love and treasure individuals as I meet them, I loathe and despise the groups they identify with and belong to.

Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?

Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry.

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare.

There have been many definitions of hell, but for the English the best definition is that it is the place where the Germans are the police, the Swedish are the comedians, the Italians are the defense force, Frenchmen dig the roads, the Belgians are the pop singers, the Spanish run the railways, the Turks cook the food, the Irish are the waiters, the Greeks run the government, and the common language is Dutch.

You know, when most girls say they want a big rock, they don't mean, you know, literally a big rock." "Very amusing, my sarcastic friend. It's not a rock, precisely. All Shadowhunters have a witchlight rune-stone.

Why do we laugh at such terrible things? Because comedy is often the sarcastic realization of inescapable tragedy.

She not only kept her lovely figure, she's added so much to it.

You can put lipstick on a pig. It's still a pig.

I will always love the false image I had of you.

The things I want to know are in books; my best friend is the man who'll get me a book I ain't read.

My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.

He is really not so ugly after all, provided, of course, that one shuts one's eyes, and does not look at him.

The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.