Sarcastic Quotes - Page 17

I would like to live in Manchester, England. The transition between Manchester and death would be unnoticeable.

It's all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he's perfect.

Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.

He never chooses an opinion; he just wears whatever happens to be in style.

Flowers seem intended for the solace of ordinary humanity.

There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.

Automatic simply means that you can?t repair it yourself.

Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to?

The Mexicans descend from the Aztecs; the Peruvians descend from the Incas; the Argentineans descend from the boats.

She was kind of girl who'd eat all your cashews and leave you with nothing but peanuts and filberts.

There is always something ridiculous about the emotions of people whom one has ceased to love.

Women represent the triumph of matter over mind, just as men represent the triumph of mind over morals.

Friendship is far more tragic than love. It lasts longer.

He must have killed a lot of men to have made so much money.

Well, I was lost but now I live here! I have severely improved my predicament!

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy.

I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.

You take the lies out of him, and he'll shrink to the size of your hat; you take the malice out of him, and he'll disappear.

I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.

So yes, this is a show about an adolescent girl, her friends, and various vampires. Vampires writing in diaries, vampires attending high school, vampires investigating various mysterious supernatural events, vampires tormenting each other, vampires eavesdropping on each other, and vampires being sarcastic about other vampires' hairstyles. Vampires embracing every possible opportunity to take off their shirts.

As I said, this was my sarcastic summer. It was only long after that I recognized sarcasm as the protest of people who are weak.

Usually I just let my songs do the talking. As a matter of fact I have long had an aversion to celebrities endorsing politics, and in some cases even other causes. I wonder about their motives. And I have to admit when celebrities get involved in political campaigns I tend to get a little bit sarcastic about it.

Stay with me; I want to be alone

Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?

We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing