Sarcastic Quotes - Page 25

She was a large woman who seemed not so much dressed as upholstered.

Modesty is the artifice of actors, similar to passion in call girls.

I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.

They don't hardly make 'em like him any more - but just to be on the safe side, he should be castrated anyway.

The problem with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, but with absolutely no talent.

He is the same old sausage, fizzing and sputtering in his own grease.

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.

Seems like a lot of my generation as a whole is more concerned with being the cool kid; sarcastic, smug, or just all together impenetrable. So anyway, it's not always comfortable to be like, the dorky, happy girl at the party... but that's me.

Oh, my, yes. I was raised in this Southern culture where if a guy was sarcastic, that just meant he didn't know how to show his love - but secretly he cared! I completely bought that. The men I chased and the things I put up with - it was criminal.

The secret of a successful restaurant is sharp knives.

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does.

Men have to do some awfully mean things to keep up their respectability.

He's so small, he's a waste of skin.

I got into therapy in the fifth grade because I said in a sarcastic way that I was going to kill myself, and they didn't get it then. Nothing's changed.

When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea.

I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid?

Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.

I can be much more sarcastic and, I think, sometimes withering in my assessments of things than I allow to show in my public life.

He had a big head and a face so ugly it became almost fascinating.

Sarcasm is weird. Even not in acting, in life I feel 'sarcastic' is a word that people use to describe me sometimes so when I meet someone, it's almost they feel they have to also be sarcastic, but it can sometimes just come off as mean if it's not used in the right way.

Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others.

Nature, not content with denying him the ability to think, has endowed him with the ability to write.

I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.

There but for the grace of God, goes God.

Failure has gone to his head.