Weight Loss Quotes - Page 2

Eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow we die.

Life itself is the proper binge.

There is no need to worry about mere size. We do not necessarily respect a fat man more than a thin man. Sir Isaac Newton was very much smaller than a hippopotamus, but we do not on that account value him less.

I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.

Nothing comes merely by thinking about it.

When friends tell you how awesome you look, drop the "I still have more to go" crap. You worked hard and you deserve the compliment!

I am a better person when I have less on my plate.

Thou shouldst eat to live; not live to eat.

At the end of the day, your health is your responsibility.

Choice, not chance, determines destiny.

The dread of criticism is the death of genius.

Believe while others are doubting.

It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.

When we lose twenty pounds... we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty.

We never repent of having eaten too little.

The first thing you lose on a diet is brain mass.

That's life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.

The real pride, the real present, is your health and your longevity.

How long does getting thin take?

If I liked food and disliked exercise as much as a 400 pound guy, I'd be a 400 pound guy.

Fat gives things flavor.

Feed sparingly and defy the physician.

I'm fat, but I'm thin inside... there's a thin man inside every fat man.

Eating crappy food isn't a reward -- it's a punishment.