Rodney Dangerfield Quotes about Childhood

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What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help me at all.

What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help me at all.

Rodney Dangerfield

Children, Kids, Childhood

Rodney Dangerfield (2009). “It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs”, p.25, Zondervan

What a childhood I had - I was ten years old when I found out Alpo was dog food.

Rodney Dangerfield

Dog, Years, Childhood

What a childhood I had, why, when I took my first step, my old man tripped me!

Rodney Dangerfield

Men, Childhood, Firsts

What a childhood I had. Once on my birthday my ol' man gave me a bat. The first day I played with it, it flew away.

Rodney Dangerfield

Men, Childhood, My Birthday

Rodney Dangerfield (2009). “It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs”, p.18, Zondervan

My childhood was bad. No father. Mother was greedy and brought me up awful - never made me breakfast once. I don't want to get started. One story is worse than another.

Rodney Dangerfield

Mother, Father, Childhood

Rodney Dangerfield Quotes about Childhood

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