Rodney Dangerfield Quotes about Drinking

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My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.

Rodney Dangerfield

Drinking, Doctors, Mirrors

Rodney Dangerfield (2009). “It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs”, p.88, Zondervan

I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.

Rodney Dangerfield

Party, Drinking, Beer

"Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice. I don't know if I'm coming or going.

Rodney Dangerfield

Drinking, Juice, Viagra

"Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

I told my doctor, "I've swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills" and he told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.

Rodney Dangerfield

Drinking, Sleep, Doctors

My life is nothing but pressure. All pressure. This pressure is like a heaviness. It's always on top of me, this heaviness. It's always there since I'm a kid. Other people wake up in the morning, 'A new day! Ah, up and at 'em!' I wake up, the heaviness is waiting for me nice. Sometimes I even talk to it. I say [adopts cheerful voice] 'Hi, heaviness!' and the heaviness looks back at me, [in an ominous growl] 'Today you're gonna get it good. You'll be drinking early today.'

Rodney Dangerfield

Morning, Nice, Drinking

"Rodney Dangerfield's It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime Of No Respect But Plenty Of Sex And Drugs" by Nathan Rabin, film.avclub.com. April 28, 2011.