I come from a stupid family. My uncle heard that most deaths occurs within ten miles of the house...so he moved.
One night I asked a cabbie to take me where the action is, he took me to my house.
I'll tell ya, I don't get no respect... The other day, I got back from a business trip. I got in a cab and said to the driver, "Hey! Take me to where the action is!" So ya know where he took me? He took me to my house!
