Rodney Dangerfield Quotes about Children

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What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help me at all.

What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help me at all.

Rodney Dangerfield

Children, Kids, Childhood

Rodney Dangerfield (2009). “It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs”, p.25, Zondervan

I live in a tough neighborhood. They got a children's zoo. Last week, four kids escaped.

Rodney Dangerfield

Zoos, Children, Kids

Rodney Dangerfield (2009). “It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs”, p.22, Zondervan

I was an ugly child. I got lost on the beach. I asked a cop if he could find my parents. He said, 'I don't know. There's lots of places for them to hide'.

Rodney Dangerfield

Beach, Children, Parent

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