My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
Dad told me to stop running in circles, I couldn't, so he nailed down my other foot!
Me and my dad used to play tag, he'd drive!
I tell ya, I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly that my dad kept the kid's picture that came with the wallet he bought.
