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Rodney Dangerfield Quotes about School

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In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window.

In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window.

Rodney Dangerfield
Funny, Teacher, School

I know I'm not sexy. In high school I was voted Most Likely to Masturbate.

Rodney Dangerfield
Sexy, School, High School

She was old too, when she went to school they didn't have history.

Rodney Dangerfield
Funny, School, Humor

In high school, when I played football I got no respect. I shared a locker with a mop.

Rodney Dangerfield
Funny, Football, School
Rodney Dangerfield (2009). “It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs”, p.31, Zondervan

My cousin is gay, in school while other kids were dissecting frog, he was opening flies.

Rodney Dangerfield
Funny, Cousin, School

School is a place were you go to eat your lunch

Rodney Dangerfield
Funny, School, Lunch

We lived in a neighborhood that was too rich for us. When I was young, I had to deliver groceries to the homes of the kids I went to school with. I had to go to the back doors to make the deliveries. It was embarrassing. That was one thing out of a hundred.

Rodney Dangerfield
Home, School, Kids
"Rodney Dangerfield: What I've Learned" by Cal Fussman, www.esquire.com. January 29, 2007.

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