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I don't respond well to mellow, you know what I mean, I have a tendency to... if I get too mellow, I ripen and then rot.

I don't respond well to mellow, you know what I mean, I have a tendency to... if I get too mellow, I ripen and then rot.

Woody Allen
Funny, Mean, Drug
Woody Allen, Marshall Brickman (2000). “Annie Hall: scénario bilingue”

Manute Bol is so skinny they save money on road trips. They just fax him from city to city.

Woody Allen
Funny, Nba, Cities
"No longer standing tall / Former Warrior center Manute Bol reduced to living in poverty" by Declan Walsh, www.sfgate.com. June 26, 2001.

I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British.

Woody Allen
Funny, British, Knows

Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.

Woody Allen
Funny, Death, Lying
Without Feathers "The Early Essays" (1975)

It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

Woody Allen
Funny, Death, Humor

Meanwhile, the minute you put on the dotted line your Sam Hancock - and before a notary - you'll not only get the negative but Elsie makes a wonderful stuffed cabbage which we'll include gratis a few portions but return the jars please.

Woody Allen
Funny, Humorous, Negative
Woody Allen (2007). “Mere Anarchy”, Random House Incorporated

Then Job fell to his knees and cried to the Lord, "Thine is the kingdom and the power and glory. Thou hast a good job. Don't blow it."

Woody Allen
Funny, God, Jobs
Woody Allen (2007). “The Insanity Defense: The Complete Prose”, Random House Incorporated

Death is an acquired trait.

Woody Allen
Funny, Death, Humor
Quoted in Eric Lax Woody Allen and His Comedy (1975), ch.11.

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

Woody Allen
Funny, Thinking, Choices

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