Woody Allen Quotes about Funny - Page 2
My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker.
"The Good Luck Book". Book by Stefan Bechtel, Laurence Roy Stains (p. 371), 1997.
"A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy", 1982.
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
"Positive Words, Powerful Results". Book by Hal Urban (p. 105), 2004.
Woody Allen (2007). “Mere Anarchy”, Random House Incorporated
Figures tell us there are already more people on earth than we need to move even the heaviest piano.
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
Love and Death (motion picture) (1975)
Woody Allen (2007). “The Insanity Defense: The Complete Prose”, Random House Incorporated