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Food Quotes - Page 10

I like liquor - its taste and its effects - and that is just the reason why I never drink it.

I like liquor - its taste and its effects - and that is just the reason why I never drink it.

Quoted by William Jones in The Life and Letters of Robert Edward Lee, Soldier and Man p. 443

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

Scott Adams (2007). “Stick to Drawing Comics, Monkey Brain!: Cartoonist Explains Cloning, Blouse Monsters, Voting Machines, Romance, Monkey G ods, How to Avoid Being Mistaken for a Rodent, and More”, p.222, Penguin

I just want one day off when I can go swimming and eat ice cream and look at rainbows.

"The wit and wisdom of Mariah Carey". Interview with Aaron Hicklin, www.theguardian.com. April 26, 2014.

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead - not sick, not wounded - dead.

"Don't Drink the Water: A Comedy in Two Acts". Play by Woody Allen (p. 26), 1967.

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something brussel sprouts never do.

P. J. O'Rourke (2007). “The Bachelor Home Companion: A Practical Guide to Keeping House Like a Pig”, p.57, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.

What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?

Erma Bombeck (2013). “Forever, Erma: Best-Loved Writing From America's Favorite Humorist”, p.271, Open Road Media

We may find in the long run that tinned food is a deadlier weapon than the machine-gun.

George Orwell (2016). “The Road to Wigan Pier”, p.67, Jester House Publishing