Fun Quotes - Page 57

There is science, logic, reason; there is thought verified by experience. And then there is California.

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Life is a blank canvas, and you need to throw all the paint on it you can.

Of course, there are a lot of ways you can treat the blues, but it will still be the blues.

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.'

When I was a little boy, I told my dad, 'When I grow up, I want to be a musician.' My dad said: 'You can't do both, Son'.

I love being involved in all of the creative stuff; I love talking ideas with directors. Anyone with an imagination can create something fun.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

No good opera plot can be sensible, for people do not sing when they are feeling sensible.

He who knows nothing is closer to the truth than he whose mind is filled with falsehoods and errors.

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

This is one race of people for whom psychoanalysis is of no use whatsoever.

A man should control his life. Mine is controlling me.

I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a flat tire.

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

Yes, I thought I was joining Manchester United, I was misled by all involved. I wasnt aware of another Manchester team

It will be a great day when our schools have all the money they need, and our air force has to have a bake-sale to buy a bomber.

Growing up is something that you do your whole life. I want to always feel that I can be a kid if I want. Growing up has some negative connotations. Like, you're not supposed to roll around on the ground anymore. You're not supposed to make fun of yourself. You're not supposed to ride a bicycle. But I'm a Toys-R-Us kid.

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

The interesting thing about coaching is that you have to trouble the comfortable, and comfort the troubled

If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.

That's a funny thing, because it's 3 rivals who get a long great on the club that are friends [Neimar, Lionel Messi and Louise Alberto Suarez]. And it's something kinda impossible to imagine that it would happen. But it did and things have been working for us. Of course we mess with each other when someone goes to the national team, but we get a long great.

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.

It's bizarre that the produce manager is more important to my children's health than the pediatrician.