Fun Quotes - Page 67

I LOVE YOU SO MANY REASONS ' --- Before i met you I spent a lot of time meeting all kinds of people i had a lot of fun and learned a lot Though each person I met had great characteristics something was missing No one person had all the qualities that I had hoped a person could have- someone whose every action and thought I could respect someone who was very intelligent yet could also be fun-loving someone who was sensitive, yet virile exciting and sensuous someone who knew what they wanted out of life. a beautiful person inside and out I could not find a person like this until i met you

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

I really want Congress to do its job, the constitutional power that they have, to halt an imperial presidency, to halt this fundamental transformation of America that is making us an unrecognizable mess of a nation at this time.

I thought the function of the government was to promote the general welfare, not to provide it.

The use of solar energy has not been opened up because the oil industry does not own the sun.

Many adults feel that every children's book has to teach them something.... My theory is a children's book... can be just for fun.

Like all the best families, we have our share of eccentricities, of impetuous and wayward youngsters and of family disagreements.

Between the optimist and the pessimist, the difference is droll. The optimist sees the doughnut; the pessimist the hole!

I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.

I love my fed-ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it...and he's always on time.

This shirt is "dry-clean only"... Which means it's dirty.

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness.

Any mother could perform the jobs of several air-traffic controllers with ease.

Well-behaved women seldom make history.

Avocados, it's a food that ain't worth injuring yourself for. If it's a hassle to get into, leave it to the experts.

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.

I didn't get my degree at NYU; I got it later, they gave me an honourary one.

If you want a friend in Washington, buy a dog.

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

I've had a hell of a lot of fun and I've enjoyed every minute of it.

Never have more children than you have car windows.

My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?

People come up to me and say, 'Emo, do people really come up to you?'

I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.