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Humor Quotes - Page 6

The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience.

Arthur Schopenhauer (2016). “101 Facts of life”, p.12, Publishdrive

Friends come and go but enemies accumulate.

Arthur Bloch (2003). “Murphy's Law: The 26th Anniversary Edition: The 26th Anniversary Edition”, p.84, Penguin

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

Ambrose Bierce (2001). “The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary”, p.13, University of Georgia Press

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.

Tom Robbins (2003). “Even Cowgirls Get the Blues”, p.82, Bantam

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

"Laugh Off: The Comedy Showdown Between Real Life and the Pros". Book by Bob Fenster, 2005.