Henny Youngman Quotes - Page 9
I'm paid to make an idiot out of myself. Why do you do it for free?
Henny Youngman (1994). “Henny Youngman's Bar Jokes, Bar Bets and Bar Tricks”, Outlet
If a joke is too hard to visualize, I tell the young comics, then what the hell good is it?
Henny Youngman, Neal Karlen (1992). “Take my life, please!”, Thorndike Pr
He had a defect, which to a comic might be fatal. He wasn't funny.
Henny Youngman (1994). “Henny Youngman's Bar Jokes, Bar Bets and Bar Tricks”, Outlet