Witty Quotes - Page 26

I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which, when you looked at it in the right way, did not become still more complicated.

I would not like to live in a world without cathedrals. I need their beauty and grandeur. I need their imperious silence. I need it against the witless bellowing of the barracks yard and the witty chatter of the yes-men. I want to hear the rustling of the organ, this deluge of ethereal notes. I need it against the shrill farce of marches.

I've no time for broads who want to rule the world alone. Without men, who'd do up the zipper on the back of your dress?

A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?

If I wanted to go crazy I would do it in Washington because it would not be noticed

Music has shaped men’s fashion and transposed in a playful and witty manner its riding or military heritage. It is difficult to figure out who leads but music and fashion are connected genetically.

A word of kindness is seldom spoken in vain, while witty saying are as easily lost as the pearls slipping from a broken string.

Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.

Assassination is the extreme form of censorship.

Magnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful force that causes certain items to be attracted to refrigerators.

A large nose is the mark of a witty, courteous, affable, generous and liberal man.

There is an element of seduction in shoes that doesn't exist for men. A woman can be sexy, charming, witty or shy with her shoes.

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.

Yet as I cast my eye over the whole course of science I behold instances of false science, even more pretentious and popular than that of Einstein gradually fading into ineptitude under the searchlight; and I have no doubt that there will arise a new generation who will look with a wonder and amazement, deeper than now accompany Einstein, at our galaxy of thinkers, men of science, popular critics, authoritative professors and witty dramatists, who have been satisfied to waive their common sense in view of Einstein's absurdities.

Under every stone lurks a politician.

The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking.

I never said most of the things I said.

I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.

Being president is like running a cemetery: you've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening.

My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money.

They who drink beer will think beer.

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.

The second mouse gets the cheese!